owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

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enhancers:

Kiss me like my lips are air and you can’t breathe

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stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Source: magicconchshelly, via nightskysandfullmoons)

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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